Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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