If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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