We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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