so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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