ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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