Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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