Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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