We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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