We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize
