Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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