but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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