your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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