I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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