No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This is the high leading the old right now
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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