we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Define "chronic" masturbator.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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