i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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