Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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