wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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