it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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