One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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