what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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