for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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