just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
His nipple licking is glorious
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