Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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