no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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