Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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