Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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