wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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