Where is the hickey?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.