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(762): View more from Georgia

Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...

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(409): View more from Texas

so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister

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(828): View more from North Carolina

As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.

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(630): View more from Illinois

My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.

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(972): View more from Texas

Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?

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(727): View more from Florida

Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.

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(727): View more from Florida

did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over

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(765): View more from Indiana

The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.

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