I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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