The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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