Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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