soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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