It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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