Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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