Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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