Umm I'm too high to move.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
NoShamevember. You game?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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