Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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