Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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