i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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