He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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