We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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