I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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