Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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