You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
A bitchslap is in order.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
