You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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