Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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