pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Farmville is her only friend.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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