based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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