You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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