People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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