omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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