just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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