she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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