I bet he comes in French.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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