So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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